I Solemnly Swear...

Greetings c:
My name is Eli and I'm ftm, pre-everything.

I like to think I am funny, artistic, and quite creative! This is just a blog about anything and everything I enjoy, relate to, or find interesting. C:

That fucking urge to shoot your brains out all over the wall.

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

or an african crowned eagle

or the crested eagle

the little eagle

the philippine eagle

black and white hawk eagle

and the bateleur eagle

(via burning-down-wonderland)

turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

(via poofycaptaincantankerous)

iron-wang:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

dude even the outlet knows thats a bad idea

iron-wang:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

dude even the outlet knows thats a bad idea

(Source: theothermayor)